The illegitimate son of the Norwegian crown prince and his Buraku housemaid, Æmoskoshi B'goshi was secretly smuggled out of the country at birth to avoid embarassment to the Royal Family. A traveling monk eventually brought him to Tibet, where he spent much of his childhood. At age four, Æmos built his first synthesizer out of a ravioli, a guitar string, and a synthesizer. The lack of electricity compelled him to focus extensively on his string plucking technique. Within a year, he landed his first gig, DJing his kindergarten prom with a dual-cassette player. Eventually he dropped out of elementary school due to rising pencil costs, and pursued a career in making Nike shoes. When evil child-labor laws shut down his factory, he was forced to return to DJing to support his wife and three children. Now, at age seven, he has traveled the world, spinning in clubs, lounges, warehouses, and caves. He saves what little he can so that one day he can buy a nice hat, to wear honorably when he returns home to reclaim his throne, and restore pride to the people of Norwegia.

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